Bootstrap remove venv for running ansible from

God pip is just the absolute goddamn worst holy shit
It took me like two hours to dig myself out of the compatibility problems
trying to install docker bindings to the system python gave me. This will
teach me to never install anything to the system python ever again. God I
hate pip

playbooks/meta.yml

@@ -1,4 +1,54 @@
 ---
+- name: Bootstrap remote ansible environment
+  hosts: all
+  gather_facts: false
+  become: true
+  tags:
+    - always
+    - meta
+  vars:
+    ansible_python_interpreter: /usr/bin/python3
+  tasks:
+    - name: Clean bootstrap virtualenv
+      when: omni_force_reinstall is defined
+      file:
+        path: "{{ omni_ansible_venv }}"
+        state: absent
+
+    - name: Create bootstrap virtualenv
+      command:
+        cmd: "{{ ansible_python_interpreter }} -m venv {{ omni_ansible_venv }} --system-site-packages"
+        creates: "{{ omni_ansible_venv }}/bin/python"
+
+    - name: Generate remote requirements file locally
+      become: false
+      delegate_to: 127.0.0.1
+      command:
+        cmd: poetry export --format requirements.txt
+      changed_when: false
+      register: _poetry_requirements
+
+    - name: Copy remote requirements file
+      blockinfile:
+        path: "{{ omni_ansible_venv }}/req.txt"
+        create: true
+        block: "{{ _poetry_requirements.stdout_lines | join('\n') }}"
+
+    - name: Install remote requirements
+      pip:
+        executable: "{{ omni_ansible_venv }}/bin/pip"
+        requirements: "{{ omni_ansible_venv }}/req.txt"
+        state: present
+
+    - name: Assign ownership of the virtualenv to ansible
+      file:
+        path: "{{ omni_ansible_venv }}"
+        state: directory
+        owner: ansible
+        group: ansible
+        recurse: true
+        follow: false
+
 - name: Check meta environment
   hosts: all
   tags:
@@ -11,10 +61,12 @@
         that:
           - omni_os.name == ansible_distribution | lower
           - omni_os.version_major == ansible_distribution_major_version
-        fail_msg: "Host does not meet required OS specified"
-        success_msg: "Required OS validation succeeded"
+        fail_msg: "Remote is running OS '{{ ansible_distribution }} {{ ansible_distribution_major_version }}', expected '{{ omni_os.name }} {{ omni_os.version_major }}'"
+        success_msg: "Remote is running expected OS '{{ ansible_distribution }} {{ ansible_distribution_major_version }}'"
 
-    - name: Enforce python interpreter
-      when: ansible_distribution != "CentOS" and ansible_distribution_major_version != "7"
-      set_fact:
-        ansible_python_interpreter: /usr/bin/python3
+    - name: Check required interpreter settings
+      assert:
+        that:
+          - ansible_python_interpreter.startswith(omni_ansible_venv) is true
+        fail_msg: "Interpreter '{{ ansible_python_interpreter }}' is not in the expected venv '{{ omni_ansible_venv }}'"
+        success_msg: "Interpreter '{{ ansible_python_interpreter }}' is in the expected venv"